SIMPLE MINDED RANTS

Our editorial section where we can say what we want.

Most Recent:

"Conference USA 2006 Football Preview: Music Scene Analysis" Or "Trying To Make The El Paso Music Scene Look Good So UTEP Can Win A Championship" - Duckrunner - August 25, 2006

Website

Home Page Update Archive - An archive of all the greetings we place on the home page at every update. - Various Writers

Music

"Conference USA 2006 Football Preview: Music Scene Analysis" Or "Trying To Make The El Paso Music Scene Look Good So UTEP Can Win A Championship" - Duckrunner - August 25, 2006

"El Paso del Norte New Edge Manifesto" - Duckrunner - April 15, 2003

Sports

"Gadafi And I Save The World Cup" - Duckrunner - June 25, 2005

"I Know Why The Clippers Play" - Duckrunner - May 21, 2005

Film

"Sharon Stone:  Cinematic Succubus" - Duckrunner - January 18, 2005

"What Will Survive, And What Will Be Left of It?" - Johnny Black13 - September 23, 2004

Television

"The Next Great Olympic Sport" - Duckrunner - August 29, 2004

General Rant

' " Let Me Get This Straight, We Didn't Really Win Anything.  So Why Am I Getting Drunk?" Or "The Perfect Season Of Mexican History " ' - Duckrunner - May 25, 2006

"Rage Against The Mexico City Machine And Other Immigration Musings" - Duckrunner - May 1, 2006

"The Great American Gross-Waste Product" - Johnny Black13 - December 1, 2004

"Where Have All the Boobies Gone?" - Duckrunner - July 21, 2003

"I am Proud to Live in a City Without an Abercrombie and Fitch!" - Duckrunner - May 10, 2003