Jared Jason Mendoza

JOB:

Producer, Director, Writer, and Imperial Guard

BIRTHPLACE:

El Paso, Texas

YEAR OF BIRTH:

1981

FAVORITE MOVIE:

Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1956)

FAVORITE SHOW:

Cowboy Bebop

FAVORITE FOOD:

Chili Cheeseburger

FIRST CONCERT:

HORDE Festival - Dave Matthews Band, Blues Traveler, Lenny Kravitz, Rusted Root - NMSU - 1996

INTERESTS:

Video Games, Hockey, Comics, Trying to hit up on young Hollywood starlets

LAY OF A LIFETIME:

Too many to list.  Let's just say it involves a lot of beautiful ladies and a lot of whipped cream.

FAVORITE QUOTE:

"A serpent's venom poisons slowly after the bite." - Vicious, Cowboy Bebop

THINGS I DISLIKE:

Trendys, Posers, Graphic Whores who buy the Playstation 2 and Xbox just to impress their friends and say they're cool (Thank you for ruining the video game industry you trendy bastards, you know who you are), Pretentious People (coughJOHNcough)

PERSON I MOST WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE:

Gary, Roger, John, and the rest of the people involved with this show.  In addition I would also like to punch all the guys who have gone out with/are going out with/or are going to go out with girls that I like.

REASON FOR BEING INVOLVED IN THIS CRAP:

To gain leverage when hitting up on young Hollywood starlets.

AMAZING FACT:

The panties that cheerleaders wear are known as spankies.

CONTACT:

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Duckrunner

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